Because everyone needs a quote page(will be updated as more things are said)!
"Originally Gin and Juice wasn't written about drinkin, it was written abizzout old people playing cards. If there's one thing those old people know about playing Gin, it's drinkin' juice" Snoop Dogg

"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it's the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It smells like an obease person in here.....oh wait...that's my breath." Antoine Bridges(My roommate)

"It is one of the blessings of old friends thatyou can afford to be stupid with them." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When you participate in sporting events, it's not wether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get." Homer Simpson

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" Homer Simpson

"When I retire I am going to open up an icecream shoppe and change my name to Scoop Dogg" Snoop Dogg(always thinking ahead)

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber." Albert Einstein

"Go to the gym for more than 2 hours a week." Ryan Komar's advice during "wellness week"

"I am 2 legit 2 quit" MC Hammer

"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me." Scott Adams

"Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead." Louisa May Alcott

"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." Buddha

"Sooner or later, you start taking yourself seriously. You know when you need a break. You know when you need a rest. You know what to get worked up about and what to get rid of. And you know when it's time to take care of yourself, for yourself. To do something that makes you stronger, faster, more complete. Because you know it's never too late to have a life. And never too late to change one." NIKE Advertisement

"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." Oscar Wilde

"The purpose of life is to matter - to count, to stand for something, to have it make some difference that we lived at all." Leo Rosten

"The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart." Rumi

"Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch." David A. Schmaltz

"I remember one day we had tacos and the next spaghetti and they both had the same meat sauce." -Tbo explaining Hainesport lunches

"if you see a WaWa, you are still in civilization,I told you it gets worse when you go south."-Tbo

"Sometimes you have to give up the chair with the padding."-Aaron Thomas(so very true in many aspects of life)

".....like if your not an alcoholic your not good enough for Ryan.....Steve licks a toilet and all of a sudden he becomes too good for me." -Catelyn


"On the eighth day God created whiskey to stop the Irish from taking over the world."

"As long as u have ideas u have possibilities."-Katie Smith

"he's so lazy,did you hear his theory on eating? he's too lazy to get up and get something to eat,so he figures,if he just stays in bed he will just get so hungry, and so imatiated that somebody will just pitty him and bring him food.I am like good starve yerself,at least he's not bothering me."-my cousin Catie talking about her brother(I am missing out on so much being the only child!)

"Man...I could have had three kids and an STD by now!"-Antoine(talking about lost loves)

"The Roots?? What are they...some kind of Folk band or something?"-JP(Talking about the rap group The Roots playing at Tiger Fest)